The Creator's Lament:
To perform a piece like this. in the prescribed setting, is an act which harbors in it the voracity for revolution. The creator has not yet been able to deliver this performance in the prescribed setting. When the text was first written down, an opportunity presented itself to the creator, in which he did not seize the moment to perform this bad piece of theater. He wishes that circumstances could have gone differently, and that one day, auditioners will get to see Bad Theater performed in front of them live.
From the text of Bad Theater...
⚫ "See? I can do Shakespeare. I can even do him artfully, on a good day, after I’ve had my morning coffee and my afternoon overpriced training session with the select few of our day and age who understand the bard.
I’m not being out of line.
This is my time onstage
To speak—no—to argue—
Play tactics—no, to love, love my
neighbor— no, to remember—no, to
memorize—'I am sad, look; Sad I am,'—"
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